I am having the anxious sick tummy feelings I used to get all the time but haven’t had for ages and I want to play Journey but it’s at my house and I’m going to Tim’s this afternoon

"hiring entry level positions"


[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

(Source: gypped, via eatyourpaisley)